Someone hire this kid, quick! If the enemy gets their hands on this guy and even just start him in the mailroom, and he will own the company within a month! His biggest contribution to the team?  Maybe the color of the brass on his b@ll$!

 

 

 

This has got to be one of the best writing in comedy that I have ever seen! A lot of thought went into this, and it shines! Get this guy into comedy writing or Madison Avenue advertising, and he will dominate! Here is just  a bit, just to tease ya!

 

 

 

"To break the ice, let me tell you a little about how f-BEEP-g awesome I am. I can do some pretty mad freestyle raps (or so my homeboys say), and I enjoy wearing a bow tie. I take my pants off without unbuttoning them. Why? Because it's extremely efficient, and I've got more important s-BEEP-t to do than to unbutton my damn pants. I think all meals should be easily prepared in a microwave, and my favorite flavor of cotton candy is pink. I f-BEEP-g DARE you to disagree with me."

Trust me, you will want to read the rest, and after your read the rest, you will want to hire him. And if you hire him, the world will beat a path to your door and laugh, laugh, laugh!

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